G-Tunes..

OMG, so after 3 years of  loving my iPod, i finally came across the "Top 25 Most Played" feature....ok, so I'm the dumb ass who has never noticed it before. So the list kinda amazed me, cause it really isn't me...at all!! I go to Journey, Oasis, and Tom Jones concerts! Like WTF?Anyways, I'm so surprised, weirded out, faggoty feeling, that I just HAD to share the top 15...

1. "Baby When You're Gone" - Brian Adams/Melanie C (ie, the fugly Spicer Girl)....I love this song! Would never have put it at numero uno though....
2. "Piece of Me" - Britney...Its Britney bitch.
3. "UP!" - Shania Twain...LIKE OMG, this song, my car, and the 405 equals greatness...and i dont even like country.
4. "Heartbreaker" - Mariah and Jay Z...ummmm, she love everything Jay say, Jay does?!
5. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen ....Freddie is my idol. 
6. "Whole Again" - Atomic Kitten...pleeeease, just dont ask. Dont google it either. Its Scottish for G.A.Y
   
7. "Get Naked" - Britney...I really dont understand why this is on here, and must then blame Miss Gabby for this.
8. "Mamma Mia" - ABBA...you haven't lived untill you've seen my MammaMia! audition in person.
9. "Always Be My Baby" - David Cook...I love this!
10. "I Need You Tonight" - INXS...cause its HOT and totally makes you wanna dance, then F*&K, then smoke a cig.
11. "Everytime" Remix - Britney...like REALLY?! Ok, so i used to power walk like everynight to this song..next...
12. "FutureSexLoveSound" - Justin T...do you like it like this? Do you like it like that?
13. "My Baby Takes The Morning Train" - Sheena Easton...OK. How gay is that. LOL. If there was ever a movie made about my life, this song would soooo be the opener...right Gab?
14. "Irreplaceable" - Beyonce...dont be a hayta..you all know you've drunkenly staggered through downtown Palm Springs in August shouting "Too the left, too the left"...or is that just me?
15. "Boys" - Britney...picture this....back in my single days...driving to a club...kinda buzzed...perrrrffffect right?

Hiding...

I've been missing in action for the last month, i know.. so i thought it was time to come out from hiding and wish everybody a happy new year! I myself don't remember my new years eve extravaganza, but from the moment my wee scottish eyes opened on January 1st, i definitely knew i had a blast the night before.

This past weekend has been a little crazy for me, and not in the good way. I wont go into all my tales of pain and discomfort...I'll leave that for my shrink. Who I pay. Over pay. But to top everything off...I have STREP throat! There have been times when i've thought I had strep, and went around telling everyone..."oooooh yeah, i took a few days off....strep throat...i know...so horrible" but this time i REALLY have it, and it fugging hurts! Yesterday, the bff and I went to the doctor, along with my 101 temp and I really thought i was going to die. But i didn't. I slept for 2 days and ingested what felt like 60 pills (more like 12, but who's counting)...i think my pain is finally coming to an end, well kinda. 

But through all this...2 things helped me get through..... 24 and American Idol. I know. I'm pathetic. I dont really find Keither Sutherland all that attractive (white boys no bueno)...but Jack Bauer...he's HOT. HOTTER than hot. Even as a lil wee baxter, i wanted to be a secret agent. I kinda still do...so if anybody know's anybody, then lemme know. But Jack Bauer really is my hero. Him, and all those dreamers on American Idol. I love them. I really think that AI does manipulate and abuse every single contestant on there (which is why Baxter would never even try out LOL LOL LOL), but the show really does make me smile. Even if it is sad. Hello? They had a blind contestant! Awwwww!

Oh, and I really dislike Chuck Norris. With a passion. More on that later.