Saturday, November 22, 2008

Big Mac Gone Wrong..

As is tradition on Saturdays, I'm currently laying in bed at 4pm nursing a tiny weee fuzzy headache from the night before. Oh Em Gee, it was worth it. I haven't blogged in a week, which is kinda unfortunate cause i've had soooo much to say. But fug it. I'm here now :P 

My hangover and I were browsing Yahoo! News a wee bit ago when we came over this article, which we both found hysterically funny, so much so that I had to share:

"Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald's get online
1 hr 12 mins ago - Associated Press

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.

The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.

The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages."

There is SO much wrong with this. Dontcha think? Now we all (or at least I cause i'm a trend setter) have some sort of nudity on our cell phones, but this takes it a lil bit far! This is the risk you take when you choose to have tits, ass, and wink wink on your phone...somebody might SEE it. I occasionally tremor when the bff is clutchcing my phone for longer than 60 seconds. I myself would have a hisssss fit if my bfs nude pics showed up on the WWW, but I wouldn't even consider suing McD's for damages... helllo? This couple had to up and move town cause of the embarrasment, but I myself had NO idea this had happened till they decided to jump on the big'ol get rich quick wagon! Now where can they hide? NOWHERE. Even a Scottish Mo and his hangover know all about the them, so much so that they'd write about it on a Saturday night. Oh Em Gee.



Saturday, November 15, 2008

Rainbows & Shiz

Wheewww, what a day. Its only 6pm and i'm fugging exhausted! This morning, Gabshiz, my hang over and I took our carmel macchiatos to Irvine City Hall in the name of equality and rainbows!There were a ton of people there, and a ton of honks. It was pretty surprising to me how successful the rally was, Irvine being sooooooo conservative as it is. There was the occasional hating soccer dad who gave us the finger, but that was about all the hate he could conjure up. Fat fugger.
Our signs were amazing...considering we made them at 3am while severely intoxicated and chowing done on some day old chinese food. I have to say that this whole "standing up for what you believe in" seems to be really catching on with everyone...and i love it.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Protest this!

So i'm very excited to be a super crazy protester this weekend! The Gabster and I will be hitting up Irvine City Hall and Bristol/Sunflower for the Join The Impact protests against Prop 8 tommorrow at 1030am (ooooh sweeet hangover!) After standing outside Saddleback Church this summer and screaming my support for President-Elect Obama, i'm definitely looking forward to the event! Gabby is at home as we speak making signs for us, afterall, sign making is her passion. Our slogans include "Welcome to Utah!" and "Chickens: 1 Gays: 0 " The pics will be awesome.




The bf has gone to Las Vegas for the weekend! Very excited for him. I on the other hand will be hitting up the LBC Saturday night with Gabster and my favorite RedHeadedSlut... i consider myself to be an amazingly obnoxious dancer and will be showing off my super hot moves, ha!


After a few drinks you know i'll be all up in everybody's business with my:

Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer


Come on... you know you're totally singing it in your head right now... I love me some brit brit ;)

I'm It!

So i've been tagged by Himbo @ My Hair Is Luxurious

It took me a whole day to figure out what this meant, but thanks to Gabster and google, here it goes!

1. Were you named after anyone? OMG, so i am kinda a junior...i know, the shame! I think its kinda worse for my dad though, after all i am his gay numero uno off spring. Sheeeesh :P

2. Do you still have your tonsils? Those bitches are long gone.

3. Would you bungee jump? Never. Hitting concrete at 1000mph doesn't get me excited.

4. What is your favorite cereal? Is oatmeal cereal? seriously. i dunno.

5. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? vans slip ons baby...they just fall right off when ur tipsy

6. What is your favorite ice cream? Cookie dough...i like the dough.

7. What is the first thing you notice about people? Hair. Then eyes.

8. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Well i've been told that i "get so emotional baby" but i beg to differ. So there's nothing i guess ;)

9. What was the last thing you ate? A nasty hoag cafeteria premade sandwich.

10. What are you listening to right now? Silence. I'm borrrring.

11. Last movie you watched? Bf and i had a movie marathon night on Sunday with Hard Candy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Definitely, Maybe. Hardy Candy is not recommended to watch while in bed. Castration much?

13. What book are you reading? I'm inbetween books right now...so yeah. Lol.

14. Summer or winter? Winter. I love me a scarf. Gaaaay.

15. Do you have any special talents? Some consider me a rock star, but other than that we'll keep my "special" talents secret for now ;)

Monday, November 10, 2008

Boycott

Boycott: to engage in a concerted refusal to have dealings with (as a person, store, or organization) usually to express disapproval or to force acceptance of certain conditions.

So over the last few days, i've began to venture deeper into the exciting blogosphere! OMG. How fun =P After just a few simple clicks I came across a list of those who contributed their hard earned cash (?) to the YES on 8 Campaign. The list includes the owner of a chunk of El Pollo Loco franchises, A1 Storage, and some other fugged up hating companies you may have heard of. Now I don't plan on "storing" anything anytime soon, but i sure do love my crazy chickens. WTF?! And i wonder what senor pollo himself thinks about it...

Is he gaaaay or just pretty? For more of the list: http://soqueer.blogspot.com/2008/11/boycotts-begin-damnit.html And lets not be giving any haters anymore of OUR hard earned money! Ok, i gtg work.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Bittersweet.



"Bittersweet: pleasure alloyed with pain." - Merriam Webster Online ;)

Three days after the most historic election in history, this is what I'm left with. As I sipped my champagne (and downed my vodka), I was brought to tears watching Barack Obama on Tuesday night. History had been made and we were a part of it.
I know of no politician in US history that has inspired millions of ordinary people to get involved, to fight for what they believe in. No matter where you stand on the political spectrum, you cannot underestimate the power of "CHANGE" and "HOPE." After 8 years of fear politics, it's now time for a new beginning. I am a liberal...and proud!

After such a victory on the national level, I could only take that HOPE and wait for California to bring back a no vote on Proposition 8. But unfortunately, that no vote never came. Who would've known that on November 5th, it would be a good day for the chickens of California (Prop 2) but not the gays. The YES campaign won. The Bush politics of fear had won. The religious right had won.

They may have won this battle but we will prevail. We won't back down. We will put an end to this bigotry. We will take that same HOPE that inspired millions and inject it in to our fight for equality. I truly believe that one day my love will be recognized. That one day I will be entitled to those same rights my straight friends may sometimes take for granted.

I will fight. We will fight. And in time we will overcome.