Tuesday, February 10, 2009


OMG, so after 3 years of  loving my iPod, i finally came across the "Top 25 Most Played" feature....ok, so I'm the dumb ass who has never noticed it before. So the list kinda amazed me, cause it really isn't me...at all!! I go to Journey, Oasis, and Tom Jones concerts! Like WTF?Anyways, I'm so surprised, weirded out, faggoty feeling, that I just HAD to share the top 15...
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  1. "Baby When You're Gone" - Brian Adams/Melanie C (ie, the fugly Spicer Girl)....I love this song! Would never have put it at numero uno though....
  2. "Piece of Me" - Britney...Its Britney bitch.
  3. "UP!" - Shania Twain...LIKE OMG, this song, my car, and the 405 equals greatness...and i dont even like country.
  4. "Heartbreaker" - Mariah and Jay Z...ummmm, she love everything Jay say, Jay does?!
  5. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen ....Freddie is my idol. 
  6. "Whole Again" - Atomic Kitten...pleeeease, just dont ask. Dont google it either. Its Scottish for G.A.Y
  7. "Get Naked" - Britney...I really dont understand why this is on here, and must then blame Miss Gabby for this.
  8. "Mamma Mia" - ABBA...you haven't lived untill you've seen my MammaMia! audition in person.
  9. "Always Be My Baby" - David Cook...I love this!
  10. "I Need You Tonight" - INXS...cause its HOT and totally makes you wanna dance, then F*&K, then smoke a cig.
  11. "Everytime" Remix - Britney...like REALLY?! Ok, so i used to power walk like everynight to this song..next...
  12. "FutureSexLoveSound" - Justin T...do you like it like this? Do you like it like that?
  13. "My Baby Takes The Morning Train" - Sheena Easton...OK. How gay is that. LOL. If there was ever a movie made about my life, this song would soooo be the opener...right Gab?
  14. "Irreplaceable" - Beyonce...dont be a hayta..you all know you've drunkenly staggered through downtown Palm Springs in August shouting "Too the left, too the left"...or is that just me?
  15. "Boys" - Britney...picture this....back in my single days...driving to a club...kinda buzzed...perrrrffffect right?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


I've been missing in action for the last month, i know.. so i thought it was time to come out from hiding and wish everybody a happy new year! I myself don't remember my new years eve extravaganza, but from the moment my wee scottish eyes opened on January 1st, i definitely knew i had a blast the night before.
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This past weekend has been a little crazy for me, and not in the good way. I wont go into all my tales of pain and discomfort...I'll leave that for my shrink. Who I pay. Over pay. But to top everything off...I have STREP throat! There have been times when i've thought I had strep, and went around telling everyone..."oooooh yeah, i took a few days off....strep throat...i know...so horrible" but this time i REALLY have it, and it fugging hurts! Yesterday, the bff and I went to the doctor, along with my 101 temp and I really thought i was going to die. But i didn't. I slept for 2 days and ingested what felt like 60 pills (more like 12, but who's counting)...i think my pain is finally coming to an end, well kinda. 
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But through all this...2 things helped me get through..... 24 and American Idol. I know. I'm pathetic. I dont really find Keither Sutherland all that attractive (white boys no bueno)...but Jack Bauer...he's HOT. HOTTER than hot. Even as a lil wee baxter, i wanted to be a secret agent. I kinda still do...so if anybody know's anybody, then lemme know. But Jack Bauer really is my hero. Him, and all those dreamers on American Idol. I love them. I really think that AI does manipulate and abuse every single contestant on there (which is why Baxter would never even try out LOL LOL LOL), but the show really does make me smile. Even if it is sad. Hello? They had a blind contestant! Awwwww!

Oh, and I really dislike Chuck Norris. With a passion. More on that later.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Cranberry Bliss

Today was a good day. I found myself waking up in the greatest mood...which is odd for a Monday. Waking up with the hot mexican bf laying next to me definitely was a factor in this greatness. OH, and the 2 fitted jackets he gave me the night before also helped in my happiness. Its cold outside and I need warmth! But I really think the start of the holiday season has left me feeling more chipper than usual. Its great! Its like prescription meds without the hangover! And to make everything even better...the Cranberry Bliss Bar is back at Starbucks. How awesome is that!

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The season officially began on Wednesday night when I went out for the Annual Pre-Thanksgiving Social (i.e Race to Drunk) which ended with some terribly awesome dancing at The Harp Inn in Costa Mesa....and now I'm just ready to get this thing done!

Over Spend! Over Eat! Over Drink! Here I come...

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Big Mac Gone Wrong..

As is tradition on Saturdays, I'm currently laying in bed at 4pm nursing a tiny weee fuzzy headache from the night before. Oh Em Gee, it was worth it. I haven't blogged in a week, which is kinda unfortunate cause i've had soooo much to say. But fug it. I'm here now :P 

My hangover and I were browsing Yahoo! News a wee bit ago when we came over this article, which we both found hysterically funny, so much so that I had to share:

"Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald's get online
1 hr 12 mins ago - Associated Press

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.

The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.

The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages."

There is SO much wrong with this. Dontcha think? Now we all (or at least I cause i'm a trend setter) have some sort of nudity on our cell phones, but this takes it a lil bit far! This is the risk you take when you choose to have tits, ass, and wink wink on your phone...somebody might SEE it. I occasionally tremor when the bff is clutchcing my phone for longer than 60 seconds. I myself would have a hisssss fit if my bfs nude pics showed up on the WWW, but I wouldn't even consider suing McD's for damages... helllo? This couple had to up and move town cause of the embarrasment, but I myself had NO idea this had happened till they decided to jump on the big'ol get rich quick wagon! Now where can they hide? NOWHERE. Even a Scottish Mo and his hangover know all about the them, so much so that they'd write about it on a Saturday night. Oh Em Gee.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Rainbows & Shiz

Wheewww, what a day. Its only 6pm and i'm fugging exhausted! This morning, Gabshiz, my hang over and I took our carmel macchiatos to Irvine City Hall in the name of equality and rainbows!There were a ton of people there, and a ton of honks. It was pretty surprising to me how successful the rally was, Irvine being sooooooo conservative as it is. There was the occasional hating soccer dad who gave us the finger, but that was about all the hate he could conjure up. Fat fugger.
Our signs were amazing...considering we made them at 3am while severely intoxicated and chowing done on some day old chinese food. I have to say that this whole "standing up for what you believe in" seems to be really catching on with everyone...and i love it.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Protest this!

So i'm very excited to be a super crazy protester this weekend! The Gabster and I will be hitting up Irvine City Hall and Bristol/Sunflower for the Join The Impact protests against Prop 8 tommorrow at 1030am (ooooh sweeet hangover!) After standing outside Saddleback Church this summer and screaming my support for President-Elect Obama, i'm definitely looking forward to the event! Gabby is at home as we speak making signs for us, afterall, sign making is her passion. Our slogans include "Welcome to Utah!" and "Chickens: 1 Gays: 0 " The pics will be awesome.

The bf has gone to Las Vegas for the weekend! Very excited for him. I on the other hand will be hitting up the LBC Saturday night with Gabster and my favorite RedHeadedSlut... i consider myself to be an amazingly obnoxious dancer and will be showing off my super hot moves, ha!

After a few drinks you know i'll be all up in everybody's business with my:

Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer

Come on... you know you're totally singing it in your head right now... I love me some brit brit ;)

I'm It!

So i've been tagged by Himbo @ My Hair Is Luxurious

It took me a whole day to figure out what this meant, but thanks to Gabster and google, here it goes!

1. Were you named after anyone? OMG, so i am kinda a junior...i know, the shame! I think its kinda worse for my dad though, after all i am his gay numero uno off spring. Sheeeesh :P

2. Do you still have your tonsils? Those bitches are long gone.

3. Would you bungee jump? Never. Hitting concrete at 1000mph doesn't get me excited.

4. What is your favorite cereal? Is oatmeal cereal? seriously. i dunno.

5. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? vans slip ons baby...they just fall right off when ur tipsy

6. What is your favorite ice cream? Cookie dough...i like the dough.

7. What is the first thing you notice about people? Hair. Then eyes.

8. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Well i've been told that i "get so emotional baby" but i beg to differ. So there's nothing i guess ;)

9. What was the last thing you ate? A nasty hoag cafeteria premade sandwich.

10. What are you listening to right now? Silence. I'm borrrring.

11. Last movie you watched? Bf and i had a movie marathon night on Sunday with Hard Candy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Definitely, Maybe. Hardy Candy is not recommended to watch while in bed. Castration much?

13. What book are you reading? I'm inbetween books right now...so yeah. Lol.

14. Summer or winter? Winter. I love me a scarf. Gaaaay.

15. Do you have any special talents? Some consider me a rock star, but other than that we'll keep my "special" talents secret for now ;)